1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:18,734 [Theme music, "the love boat"] Love, exciting and new, come 2 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:24,020 aboard, we're expecting you. 3 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:38,457 And love, life's sweetest reward, let it float, 4 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:43,918 it floats back to you. 5 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:52,262 The love boat, soon we'll making them on the run. 6 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:58,223 The love boat, promises something for everyone. 7 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:04,188 Set a course for adventure, your mind on new romance. 8 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:15,204 And love, won't hurt anymore. 9 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:23,753 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 10 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:27,633 It's love. 11 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:33,342 Welcome aboard, it's love. 12 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,756 [Music playing] 13 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:56,865 Hello, how are you? 14 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:57,530 Hi. 15 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:58,537 Hi, I'm Lola trout. 16 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,618 My husband and I have the honeymoon suite. 17 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:01,543 Oh. 18 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:02,001 Oh, congratulations. 19 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:02,540 Thank you. 20 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:03,332 Welcome aboard. 21 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,544 Thanks. 22 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,085 It was such a wonderful idea of Orville to pick this cruise. 23 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:10,548 Then again, Orville always has the wonderful ideas. 24 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,220 Orville trout, I know that name, how do I know that name? 25 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,259 Don't look at me. 26 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,262 Oh, if you met Orville, you wouldn't forget him. 27 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,514 He's got everything I've ever wanted in a man. 28 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:21,886 He's got strength, intelligence, sensuality, everything. 29 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,725 Oh, here comes my Orville now. 30 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,442 Orville, you all right? 31 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:29,573 Ah-- 32 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,069 hi. 33 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:30,569 Hello, Orville. 34 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,440 Hmm. 35 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:35,237 We'll talk to everybody later, excuse us. 36 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,111 Bye, Orville. 37 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,487 Welcome aboard, Orville. 38 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,954 Ah. 39 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:43,414 He has strength, intelligence, and sensuality? 40 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,826 I just remembered where I know him from. 41 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:45,674 Where? 42 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,038 Their picture was in the paper. 43 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:47,705 Yeah. 44 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,252 That man has $20 million. 45 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:50,415 Say what? 46 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,343 Say it with me. 47 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,841 $20 million dollars. 48 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:58,644 Now that would give him strength, and intelligence, 49 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,390 and sensuality. 50 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,772 Help you with those bags? 51 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:04,850 [Laughter] 52 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:10,322 Captain stubbing: I know you're going to enjoy the cruise. 53 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:10,648 Hello, darling. 54 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,282 Marian. 55 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,189 What are you doing here? 56 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,607 I didn't expect you on this cruise. 57 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,905 Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 58 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,489 Oh, Marian, this is my daughter, Vicki. 59 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:20,204 Vicki, this is Marian Healy. 60 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,703 Marian's a fashion designer. 61 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,294 Hi, Mrs. Healy. 62 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,119 Hello, Vicki, i'm delighted to meet you. 63 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:28,705 You know, I am going to need all the friends 64 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,791 I can get on this trip. 65 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:31,917 Why, what's wrong? 66 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,133 Marian: Oh, nothing is wrong, everything is fine. 67 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:36,803 I'm going to meet my son on this ship. 68 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,303 He's going to come and live with me. 69 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,144 Oh, that's wonderful. 70 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:40,178 Oh, but it's only for a month. 71 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:44,181 My ex-husband agreed to let me have him, now 72 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:44,925 that I don't travel so much. 73 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,476 I'm very happy for you. 74 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,690 I am petrified. 75 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,901 What if he doesn't like me? 76 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,651 What if we don't get along? 77 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,943 Marian, you're a terrific lady. 78 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,987 I'm sure your son will realize that right away. 79 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:58,781 And we'll do everything we can to see 80 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:01,033 that he has a great time. 81 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:03,985 Oh, thank you, Vicki, thank you. 82 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,787 Oh, here he is. 83 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,960 Danny, Danny-- 84 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,750 hello. 85 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,674 Oh, i-- 86 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,263 I didn't realize you're such a grown up gentleman, 87 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:17,969 you don't like hugging anymore. 88 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,219 Perhaps, you like shaking hands better than hugging. 89 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:25,182 I don't like to shake hands either. 90 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:26,224 Well-- 91 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:29,637 he doesn't seem overjoyed to see his mother. 92 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:30,807 He doesn't, does he? 93 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:37,780 Julie: And enjoy your cruise. 94 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,360 Hi, I'm Adam bricker, the ship's doctor. 95 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:41,406 Hi, I'm Marla Bennett. 96 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,699 I'm looking for the cruise director. 97 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,032 Oh, well, look no further. 98 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:48,117 I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director, how can I help you? 99 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,464 I just want to make sure that a reservation's been made. 100 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,250 Oh, yes, Marla Bennett, promenade 346. 101 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,004 You're right here. 102 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,205 Oh, no, no, it's not for me. 103 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:58,424 It's for Jason Clark, and he'll be embarking in Ensenada. 104 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:01,876 Jason Clark, embarking Ensenada, we've got him. 105 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:02,758 Great, thanks. 106 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,554 Now, if there's anything you need-- 107 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,177 oh, no, you just get me to Ensenada 108 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,394 and I'll take it from there. 109 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,144 Oh. 110 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:17,903 Bert: Excuse me, can you tell me the name 111 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,324 of that gorgeous creature? 112 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,533 Bert Brodie. 113 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:24,822 Funny, that's my name too. 114 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:26,327 Julie McCoy, how are you? 115 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:27,079 I'm fine. 116 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,490 I don't have to ask how you are. 117 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:32,418 I can see you're still panting after every woman you meet. 118 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,418 Man after my own heart. 119 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:34,749 Bert: Now, look Julie, you got me all wrong. 120 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,924 I'm a changed man. 121 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,883 Oh, when did all these changes take place? 122 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,343 The second I laid eyes on that goddess 123 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,684 you were just talking to. 124 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,139 Forget it, Bert, she's meeting someone in Ensenada. 125 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,759 Yeah, off limits. 126 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,766 Look, Julie, there are no limits 127 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,098 where true love is concerned. 128 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,563 So, if you don't tell me her name, 129 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:53,943 I'm going to let everybody on this ship 130 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:58,070 know that during high school, we used to call you monkey mc-- 131 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:02,279 Marla Bennett on the promenade deck, cabin 346. 132 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:03,151 Thank you. 133 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,447 You won't regret this. 134 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,700 No, but Marla Bennett might. 135 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:07,663 Monkey? 136 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:08,832 Hey. 137 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,200 [Ship horn] 138 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:12,657 [Music playing] 139 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:28,635 Gopher: Lola, hi. 140 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,511 Orville: [Grunting] 141 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,687 [Groaning] 142 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:35,389 Gopher: Sir, sir, wait. 143 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:36,438 Orville: I think I'm dying. 144 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:39,271 All this exercise she's giving me is killing me. 145 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,607 Come one loosen his collar right now. 146 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:44,951 He needs mouth-- oh, mouth to mouth resuscitation. 147 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:47,529 You do it. 148 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:52,115 Orville, come on, you've got two more laps to do. 149 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:52,833 I can't. 150 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,042 It hurts too much. 151 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:54,872 Get the doc-- 152 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,286 there's no need to get the doctor. 153 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:57,334 I'm a nurse. 154 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,036 He's just trying to get out of exercising again. 155 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,287 But he looks awful. 156 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,708 Lola: He looks cute. 157 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,296 His own doctor wants him to shape up. 158 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,841 Now come one, we've got more work to do, Orville. 159 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,594 No, no, I can't, it hurts to much. 160 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:07,756 It hurts. 161 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,604 I'll tell you what, we'll let you go two more laps, 162 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,009 then you can take a break when it's 163 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,467 time for your swimming lesson. 164 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,557 Swimming lesson? 165 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:16,141 I'm just doing this because I love you. 166 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:20,017 [Inaudible] No, honey, no-- 167 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:20,816 Orville-- 168 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,945 Well, it's sure a good thing she loves him so much. 169 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:30,071 Yeah, if she loves him any more, 170 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:33,078 there's not going to be anything left to love. 171 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,501 [Music playing] 172 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:42,585 [Phone rings] 173 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,934 Hello. Bert: Marla Bennett? 174 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:48,889 Yes. 175 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,888 Bert: This is your lucky day. 176 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,891 You've just been chosen as today's contestant 177 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,483 in our swashbuckler sweepstakes. 178 00:07:56,559 --> 00:08:00,059 To win your valuable prize, just answer today's question. 179 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,186 What were the first words Alexander Graham 180 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:02,902 bell said into the telephone? 181 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,732 Who is this? 182 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,737 Bert: Absolutely correct. 183 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,488 Oh, John, spin the prize wheel and let's 184 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,991 see what Marla has just won. 185 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,749 Congratulations, Marla, you have just won yourself 186 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,251 a fabulous evening of dining, dancing, 187 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,634 and romance with Bert Brodie. 188 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:26,212 And you, I take it, are Bert Brodie. 189 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:29,757 Another right answer. 190 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,392 I just wanted to be sure who it is I have to avoid. 191 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,892 I wonder if monty hall ever had that problem. 192 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:40,847 [Laughter] 193 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,647 [Music playing] 194 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:01,793 Hi, Danny, are you having a good time? 195 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:02,634 Yeah, great. 196 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,342 Can I go find Vicki? 197 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,512 Well, we haven't seen each other for months. 198 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:14,301 Couldn't we spend some time together? 199 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,547 I guess so. 200 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:19,308 I know, I know, why don't you and I go and play ping pong? 201 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,982 I don't like to play ping pong. 202 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,151 But what kind of games do you like? 203 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,820 Well, dad and I sometimes play football, 204 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,149 or we throw the frisbee around, things like that. 205 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,945 Well, I'm afraid i'm not very good at football 206 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:38,159 or throwing the frisbees, but, well, we'll think of something. 207 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,504 May I try that? 208 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,420 Sure. 209 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,788 Thank you. 210 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,835 Hi, Danny, listen there's a shuffleboard tournament 211 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,590 in five minutes. 212 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:48,921 Do you want to be my partner? 213 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,165 Sure. 214 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,216 May I be excused? 215 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,800 Oh, yes, yes, of course, have a good time. 216 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:55,926 Come on. 217 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:03,349 So, Marian, how are things going with Danny? 218 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,686 Not very well. 219 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:06,651 I think this is going to be more difficult than I thought. 220 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,993 Oh, just the person I've been looking for. 221 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:25,117 Here, Julie, I want you to take this over to Marla for me. 222 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,707 Julie: Bert, what makes you think I'd do that? 223 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,923 Because deep down inside you know that I'm really lovable. 224 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,376 Ok, because it's your job to help 225 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,886 any passenger with a problem and I definitely have a problem. 226 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,138 Monkey-- 227 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,180 I'll do it. 228 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:44,733 And, uh, here's a little note to go with it. 229 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,060 [Music playing] 230 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:57,157 Hi, Marla. 231 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,279 Hi. 232 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,407 This is a gift for you from a secret admirer. 233 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,075 If it's from a man, no thanks. 234 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,874 There's only room for one in my life. 235 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,577 The guy you're meeting in Ensenada? 236 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,748 Mm hmm. 237 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,415 Why deal with the rest when you've got the best. 238 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,585 Sounds like quite a guy. 239 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,224 I hope so. 240 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,800 I've never met him. 241 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,506 You want to run that by me again? 242 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,887 Jason and I have been writing to each other for about a year. 243 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,095 We started out as just pen pals, and 244 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,346 well, now I'm in love with him. 245 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:32,817 He's so sensitive and romantic. 246 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:33,820 What's he look like? 247 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,071 To tell you the truth, I don't know. 248 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,112 What? 249 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,736 He wanted to exchange pictures, but I said no. 250 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,084 I guess I'm camera shy. 251 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,828 Besides, it's more exciting this way. 252 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,911 Well, well, I guess anticipation is half the fun. 253 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,247 Right. 254 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,713 And tonight, I'm going to give him the other half. 255 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,085 [Music playing] 256 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,975 Come on, Orville, you don't need that. 257 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,138 I don't know how to swim. 258 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,976 You don't know how to swim because you never tried. 259 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,861 Now get in the water. 260 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:11,978 I don't even like the water. 261 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,484 Get used to it, Mr. Trout. 262 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,146 No. 263 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,033 Go, go in. 264 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:17,451 Oh, it's cold. 265 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,948 Too cold. 266 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,989 [Inaudible] Please, get in the water. 267 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,253 You going to wear that shirt in the water? 268 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,158 I don't want to get sunburned. 269 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,956 [Laughter] 270 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,464 [Groaning] 271 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,562 Darling, now in order to swim, you 272 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:47,978 have to learn how to breathe and hold your breath underwater. 273 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,813 [Laughter] 274 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,399 Hi, Lola. 275 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,494 - Hi. - What you got under there? 276 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,188 Orville. 277 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:02,157 Orville, are you all right? 278 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,989 [Groaning] 279 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,664 What did you do that for? 280 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,373 He was drowning. 281 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,372 Don't be ridiculous. 282 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,504 I'm from the think or swim school. 283 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,711 Really? 284 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:12,790 Well could I ask you a 285 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,495 hmm? 286 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,955 Do you have any living graduates? 287 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,375 Oh, you're such a kidder. 288 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,474 [Laughter] 289 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:36,689 [Theme music, "the love boat"] 290 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,074 [Music playing] 291 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,241 Hi, dad. 292 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,412 Oh, hello, sweetheart. 293 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,830 Sorry I'm late, but Danny and I made it to the finals 294 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:47,949 of the shuffleboard tournament. 295 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,245 Well. 296 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,578 Isn't that wonderful. 297 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,754 Did you win? 298 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:53,421 No. 299 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,669 But we came close. 300 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,710 Danny's really good. 301 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,173 Captain stubbing: Yeah, those are a lot of fun. 302 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,633 A few weeks ago, Vicki and I entered 303 00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,882 the ping-pong tournament. 304 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:00,764 You did? 305 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,089 Vicki: And we would have won too, 306 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,844 except for dad had a little trouble 307 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,596 keeping the ball on the table. 308 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,219 I did that on purpose. 309 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,274 Ah. 310 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,598 I mean, what would it look like for the captain 311 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,143 of the ship to take home all the trophies. 312 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,097 Danny, do you remember a few years ago 313 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,857 at your school on parents day, when you and I 314 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,190 entered the potato sack race. 315 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,356 We kept hopping up and down. 316 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,614 If they had given out a trophy for falling down the most, 317 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,447 we would have won it. 318 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,662 Oh, Danny. 319 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,951 It's so good to hear your laugh again. 320 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,291 Last year, dad and I won the potato sack race. 321 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:40,799 [Inaudible] 322 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,719 I know that. 323 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:52,183 Doc, I'll tell you, she's trying to kill that guy. 324 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,476 Yeah, first the jogging bit, then the drowning bit. 325 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,811 So she runs him a little hard. 326 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:57,895 What of it? 327 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,650 You have to exercise hard to make it worthwhile. 328 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,822 Doc, the guy told us he had a heart condition. 329 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,701 Then a little exercise might be just what he needs. 330 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,449 I suppose he needs a little drowning too. 331 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,621 Yeah, here's the clever part, doc, drowns him in public, 332 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:11,661 makes it look like an accident. 333 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,664 Oh, you guys are crazy. 334 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,326 Now why would she want to kill him? 335 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:19,004 $20 million. 336 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,054 Come on, I need more evidence than that 337 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,048 before I go around accusing someone of murder. 338 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,677 Doc, doc, doc-- come back, look at this, 339 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,683 look at this, she's putting poison in his drink. 340 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,097 If she's poisoning him, he sure seems to love poisoning. 341 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,194 Hi, doc. 342 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:44,936 Hi, Julie. 343 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,357 Have you seen Marla Bennett? 344 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,735 No, anything wrong? 345 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,071 Yeah, poor Marla. 346 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,866 That guy she's supposed to meet in Ensenada cancelled. 347 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,040 Aw, that's too bad. 348 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,998 Yeah, he ran off with somebody else, the creep. 349 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,709 You know sometimes you men make me so mad, I could scream. 350 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,790 Easy Julie, anybody who'd dump a beauty like Marla 351 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,876 isn't worth straining your vocal chords over. 352 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:03,711 You're right. 353 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,086 But I feel sorry for her. 354 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,342 She's going so heartbroken. 355 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,843 Evening, Julie, doc. 356 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,125 Hi, Andy. 357 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,848 Andy, would you take this to promenade 346 for me, please? 358 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:13,560 Sure thing. 359 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,469 Thank you. 360 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,476 Come on, Julie. 361 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,558 [Music playing] 362 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,487 Thank you, very much. 363 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,453 [Laughter] 364 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,920 Good evening, hope you're enjoying the cruise. 365 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,922 [Music playing] 366 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:56,058 Oh, excuse me, is that telegram for promenade 346? 367 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:56,770 Yes, it is. 368 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,639 Oh, thank you. 369 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,555 I've been expecting this. 370 00:16:58,642 --> 00:16:59,392 Have a nice evening. 371 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:05,863 [Laughter] 372 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:11,531 [Theme music, "the love boat"] 373 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,373 [Music playing] 374 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:35,471 Tonight, I thought I almost got through to Danny. 375 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,934 What do you think I'm doing wrong? 376 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,644 You're not doing anything wrong. 377 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,305 It's going to take the too of you to get you 378 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,023 and Danny back together. 379 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,312 You're just doing your best. 380 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,897 Vicki, you want to play some backgammon? 381 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:52,987 No. 382 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:55,321 How about playing some cards? 383 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,617 No. 384 00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:00,121 Well, you're no fun to be with. 385 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:00,914 Well, see, i'm just trying to show 386 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,536 you how your mother must feel. 387 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,584 That's the way you've been treating her. 388 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,626 Yeah, I know. 389 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:08,591 I don't have anything to say to her. 390 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,590 We don't get along. 391 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,672 Well, maybe you should try a little harder. 392 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,468 She sure is. 393 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,392 Yeah, I guess she is. 394 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,470 Then why don't you ask her to dance? 395 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:19,515 Well-- 396 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,678 come on, she's right over there. 397 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:23,598 Ok. 398 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,975 [Music playing] 399 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,696 Excuse me, captain, may I cut in? 400 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,779 I'd like to dance with my mom. 401 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:39,084 The pleasure will be all mine. 402 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,449 [Music playing] 403 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,251 I'm sorry about the way I acted before. 404 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,245 That's all right, Danny. 405 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,217 I love you. 406 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,258 [Music playing] 407 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,731 You know what, you dance pretty good for a mom. 408 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,153 [Music playing] 409 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,989 Julie: Buenos noches, and welcome to Ensenada. 410 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,571 If you're going ashore, you may want 411 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,526 to visit one of the city's disco-techs, 412 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,656 but don't dance the night away. 413 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,622 We sail at midnight. 414 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,083 [Music playing] 415 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,573 Excuse me, I'm looking for somebody, I was-- 416 00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,284 are you-- 417 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,445 Jason? 418 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,243 Marla? 419 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:10,000 Oh, sometimes I thought this moment would never happen. 420 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,423 Oh, I know exactly what you mean, honey. 421 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,551 [Laughter] 422 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,224 [Music playing] 423 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,899 Well, I must say, Orville seems to be dancing up a storm 424 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,901 for a man who's been poisoned. 425 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,694 It could be a slow acting poison. 426 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,108 It could, but then again, you could be a slow sinking 427 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,817 assistant purser. 428 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,237 [Laughter] 429 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,787 [Applause] 430 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:52,422 [Music playing] 431 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,060 Oh, I love to dance. 432 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,310 Can't we sit this one out? 433 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,232 Really, my stomach is bothering me. 434 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,690 Honey, dancing is just what you need. 435 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,860 Dancing is what I need, huh? 436 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,070 You see, a man who's been poisoned 437 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:17,320 couldn't dance like that. 438 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,703 As a matter of fact, I've never seen anybody dance 439 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,911 like that my life. 440 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:25,492 Quite a step. 441 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,577 He's not dancing, he's dying. 442 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,420 All right, just tell me where it hurts. 443 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,303 Lola: Oh, thank you, doctor, I have everything under control. 444 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,010 Well, still I'd like to take a look at him. 445 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,011 Lola: There's no need, I have everything under control. 446 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,553 Besides, I'm a nurse. 447 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,596 Orville, are you all right. 448 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,009 Yeah, I'm all right, it's just my stomach 449 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,137 hurts from so much exercising. 450 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:53,404 Come on, darling, it's time for bed. 451 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,808 Orville: Yeah. 452 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,306 Lola: Excuse us, gentlemen. Orville: Sure, excuse me. 453 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,358 Lola: Goodnight. 454 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:57,481 Goodnight. 455 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,609 You think he's all right? 456 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,777 I think so. 457 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,406 Yeah, he'll probably know better after the autopsy, 458 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,292 right, doc? 459 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,289 [Laughter] 460 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,118 Julie: Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you enjoyed Ensenada. 461 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,706 Our next stop is acapulco. 462 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:27,602 [Theme music, "the love boat"] 463 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,769 And when we get to acapulco, we can go windsurfing, 464 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,099 we can go snorkeling. 465 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,604 We can watch the cliff divers jump way high off the cliffs. 466 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:38,475 Hold, it hold it, from now on, darling, you and I are going 467 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,855 to do a lot of things together. 468 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:44,152 But first, young man, I want you to put on your pajamas 469 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,407 and go to bed. 470 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,279 But I'm not sleepy. 471 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,025 Oh? 472 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,445 Well, I tell you what you do. 473 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,623 Why didn't you write some notes to your friends. 474 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,372 There are some postcards in my cabin in the dresser drawer. 475 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,115 Ok. 476 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,116 I'm going to go to the captain, 477 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:55,917 and I'm going to make all the engagements. 478 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,879 I'll be right back. 479 00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:58,839 Mom? 480 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,459 Yes, darling? 481 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:03,795 I love you. 482 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,472 I love you, too. 483 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:43,552 [Music playing] 484 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:47,627 You know, when I didn't see you right away, 485 00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,757 I was afraid you weren't coming. 486 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:50,795 Are you kidding? 487 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:52,927 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 488 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:55,774 I'm glad you feel that way. 489 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,441 Because I want to get as close to you as I can. 490 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:04,068 That any better? 491 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,821 Jason, there's someone I want you to meet-- 492 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:06,612 Julie-- 493 00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,704 [laughter] 494 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,741 Julie, I want you to meet the guy I've 495 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:12,575 been bragging so much about. 496 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:17,539 Julie McCoy, this is Jason Clark. 497 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,002 [Laughter] 498 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:28,133 He's more wonderful than his letters. 499 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:29,426 I just can't believe it. 500 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:29,839 Neither can I. 501 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,716 [Laughter] 502 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:32,553 Excuse me. 503 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,943 [Music playing] 504 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:45,226 Oh, you were so right. 505 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,277 Everything between Danny and me are working out 506 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,859 even better than I expected. 507 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,155 I had a feeling things were going to work out. 508 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:53,529 I got my saddle back again. 509 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:56,237 Thank you, thank you, so much. 510 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,158 Good night. 511 00:24:58,246 --> 00:24:59,576 Good night, Marian. 512 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:16,684 - Danny-- - yeah. 513 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,385 I worked everything out with the captain. 514 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,135 We are going to have the most marvelous day. 515 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:23,267 What's the matter, darling? 516 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,935 How could you write this stuff? 517 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,733 How could you do these disgusting things? 518 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:29,816 Danny, what are you doing with my diary? 519 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,863 That's my personal property. 520 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,237 You can keep it. 521 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,123 What do you think you are doing? 522 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,079 Just leave me alone. 523 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:39,199 I don't want to talk to you. 524 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,747 Danny, Danny, please let me explain it. 525 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:44,462 Oh, come one, Danny. 526 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:45,252 You just don't-- 527 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:51,762 [Music playing] 528 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:19,580 Oh, look at this. 529 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,411 I don't believe it. 530 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:22,116 What? 531 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,865 That she's kissing him? 532 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:26,207 No, that he's still alive. 533 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,213 Look, I told you guys, there never was any poison. 534 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:30,586 You two were so crazy last night, 535 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:31,922 you even had me going for a while. 536 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,507 Now knock it off, will you? 537 00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:34,181 Why? 538 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,679 So she can knock him off? 539 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,510 Doc, I'm telling you, last night Isaac 540 00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:41,015 and I saw her sneak powder into his drink, right? 541 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,519 Isaac: That's true, doc, we did see it. 542 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,730 And it certainly could have been poison. 543 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:45,691 Right. 544 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,810 Well, he does kind of look out of it. 545 00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:50,027 I'll go over and talk to him. 546 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,778 Mr. Trout? 547 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,530 Hi. 548 00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:55,321 Oh, hello, doc. 549 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,815 Are you feeling all right? 550 00:26:56,906 --> 00:27:00,116 Did you get any rest last night? 551 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:02,541 I'm on my honeymoon with Lola. 552 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:03,330 Uh-- 553 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,214 At least that's a better way to go. 554 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,626 [Laughter] 555 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:16,681 Hi, Julie. 556 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,890 Don't hi Julie me, you rat. 557 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,680 How could you do a horrible thing like that? 558 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:21,394 Like what? 559 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,393 Like what? 560 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,684 Like telling Marla that you're Jason Clark? 561 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:25,518 So what's the harm. 562 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:26,482 She's enjoying herself. 563 00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:27,231 And So am I. You're the cruise director, 564 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,312 isn't that what you want? 565 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:30,817 What I want is for you to tell her the truth. 566 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,069 And I'm warning, Bert, if you don't, I will. 567 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,400 Oh, come on Julie. 568 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,196 Look, I really like this girl. 569 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:37,279 Please don't blow the whistle on me. 570 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:42,834 Ok, if you want, I'll even change my name legally. 571 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:43,751 [Laughter] 572 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,248 Hi, Julie. 573 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,330 Good morning, Jason. 574 00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,125 I brought you some breakfast. 575 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,089 Marla, I got-- 576 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,088 Julie, I am so happy. 577 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:55,260 This just goes to show you that dreams really can come true. 578 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,300 Yeah, well, i-- 579 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,724 [laughter] 580 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,677 Pleasant dreams. 581 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:15,068 Marian: Danny, won't you please talk to me? 582 00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:17,741 You'll feel better if you talk to me. 583 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,661 I know that I would. 584 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,700 I know you don't understand what you read in my diary. 585 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:26,704 Mind you, I'm not ashamed of anything I wrote. 586 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:30,078 I'm just trying to explain it to you. 587 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,126 Where are you going? 588 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:32,169 Danny, talk to me. 589 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,922 I am your mother. 590 00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,053 I don't want a mother. 591 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,510 [Music playing] 592 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,523 Have I ever told you my most favorite thing 593 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:55,016 about your letters? 594 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:56,648 Maybe, but tell me again. 595 00:28:56,734 --> 00:29:00,914 It's all the little stuff you write in French. 596 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,159 Would you say something to me in French? 597 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,370 In French? 598 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:05,661 Now? 599 00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:07,373 Sure, why not? 600 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:10,084 And drive you mad with desire? 601 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:14,125 You have no idea how sexy I am when I speak French. 602 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:16,590 Wait until we are alone. 603 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,798 You know, you really are something else. 604 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:22,505 How true. 605 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:23,554 [Laughter] 606 00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:28,678 Oh, my gosh, with all of the excitement, 607 00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:31,016 I forgot to ask you how Charlies doing. 608 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,192 Charlie? 609 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,560 Yeah, did everything go all right with his operation? 610 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:35,857 Oh, Charlie, yeah. 611 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,190 Yeah, he came out of it just fine. 612 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:38,935 As a matter of fact, he called me just before I 613 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,897 left to say bon voyage. 614 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:41,737 He did? 615 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:43,361 Yeah. 616 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,448 [Music playing] 617 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,997 Captain stubbing: Try loop, l-o-o-p. 618 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,368 [Music playing] 619 00:29:59,047 --> 00:29:59,707 Hello. 620 00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:00,547 Oh, hello. 621 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,432 Vicki, have you seen Danny anywhere? 622 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:04,049 Not today, no. 623 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,635 Marion, is everything all right? 624 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,390 Oh, yes, yes, of course, everything is just fine. 625 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,523 I just can't find Danny anywhere. 626 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,730 Oh, well, if I see him, I'll tell him 627 00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:13,139 you're looking for him. 628 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,808 Thank you, Vicki, thank you. 629 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,687 Everything is not all right, is it. 630 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:18,904 No, everything isn't. 631 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,743 Danny got into my diary last night, 632 00:30:21,819 --> 00:30:25,159 and he read some very intimate things I wrote in there. 633 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,450 That's a touchy situation, all right. 634 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,494 Marian: Well, you know, I really can't blame him. 635 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,197 There are certain things that I've wouldn't 636 00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:32,497 want to read about my mother. 637 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,790 You know, the kids are so used to thinking of us as parents, 638 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:38,674 it's hard for them to think of us as people. 639 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,173 Anything I can do for you? 640 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,295 No, thank you. 641 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:44,381 This is one thing I will have to take care of myself. 642 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:45,927 Thank you. 643 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,350 [Music playing] 644 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:54,975 Gopher, you know doc's absolutely right. 645 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:59,111 We have no evidence that Lola's trying to do Orville in. 646 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,570 Yeah, I guess we did get a little carried away. 647 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:02,611 Isaac: Yeah. 648 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,654 Orville: Ooh, no, oh, stop you're hurting me. 649 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:05,527 That's Orville. 650 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:07,123 Gees, I hope we're not too late. 651 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,618 Orville: I'll do anything you want, anything. 652 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,580 Please, please, please. 653 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:10,619 I'll use my pass key. 654 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,832 Gopher, we can't break in there. 655 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:12,831 That's against regulations. 656 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:13,872 Orville: Oh. 657 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,785 A man's life may be at stake. 658 00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:16,623 Orville: Oh. 659 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,918 Aha. 660 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:18,961 What are you doing here? 661 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,963 We heard screaming. 662 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,335 Well, of course you heard screaming, 663 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:23,632 I'm giving my husband a massage. 664 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,715 Some massage. 665 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,760 If you hadn't exercised your whole life, 666 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:30,603 you would be in a lot of pain too. 667 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,220 Orville, does your neck feel better now, darling? 668 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:34,888 Orville: Anything you say, sweetheart-- 669 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:35,886 [groaning] 670 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,857 So, either one of you like a neck message? 671 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:39,608 No. 672 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,149 [Inaudible] 673 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,611 [Laughter] 674 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:59,035 [Theme music, "the love boat"] 675 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:03,085 Do you remember that last letter you sent me? 676 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,841 How could I forget? 677 00:32:04,922 --> 00:32:07,342 Did you really mean it? 678 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,505 Every syllable. 679 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:12,314 And you haven't changed your mind? 680 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:15,178 That's one thing I couldn't change. 681 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,846 Oh, Jason. 682 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:20,104 That means we are getting married Tuesday. 683 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:20,808 Tuesday? 684 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,767 Did I say Tuesday? 685 00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:24,687 Uh huh. 686 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,026 [Laughter] 687 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:37,120 Oh, Danny, Danny, where have you been? 688 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,495 Around. 689 00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:42,791 Look, Danny, if we are going to live together, 690 00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:44,917 we have to learn to communicate. 691 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:48,054 We have to be able to talk about things that bother us. 692 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,632 No, we don't, because we're not 693 00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:51,387 going to be living together. 694 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,299 I called dad, and he's going to meet me in acapulco 695 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,718 and take me home. 696 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,176 [Music playing] 697 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:15,079 Julie: Welcome to beautiful acapulco. 698 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,659 Snorkeling, parachuting, white beaches, 699 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:19,575 sheik boutiques and glittering disco-techs await you. 700 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,214 The [inaudible]. 701 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:23,581 [Music playing] 702 00:33:26,796 --> 00:34:10,416 [Theme music, "the love boat"] 703 00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:12,296 Massage, my foot. 704 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,553 If we hadn't got there when we did, 705 00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:14,724 Orville would have been a goner. 706 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:15,472 What are we going to do? 707 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:16,513 She can get at him at any time. 708 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:17,926 Well, I think-- 709 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,604 I think we should go to the captain. 710 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:21,853 You guys are crazy. 711 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,314 All you got are suspicions. 712 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,234 You don't have any real proof. 713 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,483 I will. 714 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:29,154 I wired a reporter friend of mine in Los Angeles. 715 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,493 He's going to get the lowdown on Lola. 716 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,608 And I'll bet he's got some pretty good dirt. 717 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:33,905 I don't think we can wait that long. 718 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,698 She's pouring that stuff in his drink again. 719 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:36,662 That's it. 720 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,241 She's not going to get away with this. 721 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:44,537 Oh, there's a smudge on this glass, get you a clean one. 722 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:45,674 Here's your evidence, doc. 723 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,750 Good work, gopher. 724 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,214 Another life saved? 725 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:52,085 Isaac: Yeah, that was a real smooth move, buddy. 726 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:56,143 You saw your duty and you did it. 727 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:57,509 Mm, mm, mm. 728 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,505 Mm. 729 00:34:58,596 --> 00:34:59,466 Mm. 730 00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:00,515 [Laughter] 731 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:13,358 Danny, Danny, this has gone far enough. 732 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:16,074 I am still your mother, and what I say goes. 733 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,365 You are not leaving. 734 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:18,068 Yes, I am. 735 00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,867 No, you are not. 736 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,701 You should be glad to get rid of me. 737 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,786 Now you can do more stuff to put in your diary. 738 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:28,252 Danny, you just don't understand, do you? 739 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:32,054 And I don't know how to get through to you. 740 00:35:32,129 --> 00:35:35,219 I say goodbye to you when your father gets here. 741 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:35,339 [Music playing] 742 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,060 Isaac: And the last straw was when 743 00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:50,064 we saw her slipping more of that white powder into his drink. 744 00:35:50,147 --> 00:35:52,777 Well, I must admit that's odd. 745 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:55,819 But I can't have someone arrested for odd. 746 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,073 If I had people arrested for odd, 747 00:35:57,154 --> 00:35:59,284 I'd be operating this ship with half a crew. 748 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:00,865 That's what I've been trying to tell you, you have no proof. 749 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,410 What more does it take? 750 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:05,963 Does she have to kill him before we can do anything about it? 751 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:07,498 I still think there's a plausible explanation 752 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,332 for everything. 753 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,087 Gopher: There is. 754 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:13,048 Right here in this cable gram. 755 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,009 Proof positive, gentlemen, everything we need. 756 00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:18,839 Says here, Lola trout, also known as Lola lafollette, 757 00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:23,676 was the private nurse to old man trout until his death 758 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:29,604 two months ago due to food poisoning. 759 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:34,727 Sure, it was food poisoning, because she poisoned his food. 760 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:37,107 Gopher: It goes on to say that Lola then 761 00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:39,784 married Orville trout, the second, one 762 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,244 a week after the will was read. 763 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:44,794 Doc: Now, that does sound like a possible motive, 764 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,079 doing the old man first, then take the money from his heir. 765 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,043 Gopher: Gentlemen, I rest my case. 766 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,793 Captain, what more do you need? 767 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:54,955 I think I need to have a long talk with Mrs. Trout. 768 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,416 [Music playing] 769 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,986 Well, if it isn't Jason Clark. 770 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:21,662 And we both know it isn't. 771 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,739 Please, Julie. 772 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:25,084 What I really need right now is a little sympathy. 773 00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:27,869 Well, that's just what you'll get from me, 774 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:29,504 very little sympathy. 775 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,120 Look, I know I probably deserve this, 776 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,247 but I'm afraid i'm going to lose Marla. 777 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:37,125 Well, after lying to her like that, what do you expect? 778 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,843 I don't know, but not this. 779 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,683 She wants me to marry her Tuesday. 780 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:41,798 She doesn't even know who I am. 781 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:44,224 I guess you really painted yourself into a corner 782 00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:44,973 this time, Bert. 783 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,434 Bert: Yeah, you're not kidding. 784 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,184 I'm going to tell her the truth. 785 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:49,934 I just hope she won't hate me. 786 00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:51,387 Julie, I'd do anything for Marla. 787 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:51,977 I'd even become a new man. 788 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:54,021 Oh, don't do that. 789 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:54,515 That's how you got into all this trouble in the first place. 790 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:55,435 [Laughter] 791 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,191 Oh, remember, the truth, the whole truth, 792 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,187 and nothing but the truth. 793 00:38:00,277 --> 00:38:00,987 And good luck. 794 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:01,780 Hi, Marla. 795 00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:07,195 Well, what do you think? 796 00:38:07,284 --> 00:38:09,044 For the wedding, do you like it? 797 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,290 Oh, it's beautiful. 798 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:16,787 Marla: Oh, who would have ever thought that you and I would 799 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:19,547 become mr and mrs Jason Clark. 800 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:20,550 Not me. 801 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:21,421 Listen, Marla. 802 00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:22,257 Marla: Oh, did I tell you? 803 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:23,551 I talked to my parents. 804 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,434 They sounded absolutely thrilled. 805 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:27,561 They said they're going to fly down and meet us at the pier 806 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:28,598 when the boat docks. 807 00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:29,641 Isn't that wonderful? - That's wonderful. 808 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,024 Listen, Marla-- 809 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,440 oh, do you think you could get Charlie to come 810 00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:33,888 down and be your best man? 811 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:34,898 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure. 812 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,019 Marla, would you sit down for a minute? 813 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,396 Ah, sweetheart. 814 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,243 I really can't. 815 00:38:41,318 --> 00:38:43,318 I've got a million things to do before Tuesday. 816 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:49,704 So I'll see you later, Jason, or herbie, or George, 817 00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:50,905 or whatever your name is. 818 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:51,945 Marla. 819 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:52,998 Look, I don't know who you are, 820 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,120 or what you're trying to pull, but the real Jason 821 00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:58,207 would never, never tell me that Charlie would come down 822 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,924 and be his best man, or tell me that he talked 823 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,054 to Charlie on the telephone. 824 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,881 Charlie is a cocker spaniel. 825 00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:04,836 [Laughter] 826 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:16,902 [Inaudible] Shh, shh, shh, there they are. 827 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,399 Back a little further, darling. 828 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,571 There you go, darling, just a little bit further back. 829 00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:21,979 Just a little bit further. 830 00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,238 She's going to kill him. 831 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:24,069 Orville, look out. 832 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,543 Orville, are you ok? 833 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:32,539 Orville, Orville. 834 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,370 Are you all right? 835 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:47,302 [Theme music, "the love boat"] 836 00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:51,314 He's got a few bruises, but he'll be ok. 837 00:39:51,388 --> 00:39:53,308 Sorry to disappoint you, lady. 838 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:56,310 What do you mean, disappoint me? 839 00:39:56,393 --> 00:39:59,613 Well, first you tried to run him to death. 840 00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:01,318 Then you tried the drowning bit. 841 00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:02,188 Didn't quite work out the way you wanted it. 842 00:40:02,274 --> 00:40:03,984 What are you talking about? 843 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,528 I love Orville. 844 00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:08,531 I want him to exercise so that he'll be healthy. 845 00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:10,074 Gopher: Sure. 846 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:11,487 What about that white powder we saw 847 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:13,075 you slipping into his drinks? 848 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,540 Oh, you mean this? 849 00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:18,121 There you go, captain, exhibit a. 850 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:18,867 Good work, gopher. 851 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:19,958 Thank you, sir. 852 00:40:27,424 --> 00:40:29,724 This is it, all right, ascorbic acid. 853 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,932 I knew it. 854 00:40:32,012 --> 00:40:34,852 Captain stubbing: Gopher, ascorbic acid is vitamin c. 855 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,102 I didn't know that. 856 00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,944 He has a little trouble swallowing pills. 857 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,310 But we certainly saw you trick him 858 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:42,767 into falling down the stairs. 859 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:43,607 Yeah, we saw that. 860 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:45,231 What are you talking about? 861 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:48,567 Gopher did that when he shouted at me. 862 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:52,534 What makes you think I would want to kill my own husband? 863 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:54,826 Well, because you married him for his money, $20 million 864 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:56,830 of the big green. 865 00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,122 Married me for my money? 866 00:40:58,205 --> 00:40:59,615 Are you kidding? My father left all the money to her. 867 00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,501 I married her for her money. 868 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,258 Oh, Orville, you didn't. 869 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,180 Well, who wants to be poor? 870 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:16,890 But I fell in love with you. 871 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,854 I really did. 872 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:20,774 Will you forgive me? 873 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:26,443 Of course, Orville, I love you. 874 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:29,485 I'm very sorry about this, mr and Mrs. Trout. 875 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,320 Please accept our apologies. 876 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:32,624 That's all right. We understand. 877 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:33,568 Let's go back to the cabin. 878 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:35,697 Yeah, please. 879 00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:36,874 Let us help you down, Orville. 880 00:41:36,952 --> 00:41:39,162 There'll be a nice bottle of complimentary champagne 881 00:41:39,246 --> 00:41:40,406 waiting for you, right Isaac? 882 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,418 On the house. 883 00:41:41,498 --> 00:41:44,288 Yes, we've got plenty more honeymoon left. 884 00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:48,296 Something tells me I'm going to need 885 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:51,050 all the vitamins I can get. 886 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,223 [Laughter] 887 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:53,092 Captain stubbing: Gopher, Isaac-- 888 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:03,270 Well, sir, look at it this way, 889 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,104 at least there won't be a murder on the ship now. 890 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,858 Don't be too sure. 891 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,441 [Laughter] 892 00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:11,402 Julie: Ladies and gentlemen, our last launch 893 00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:12,657 leaves for acapulco in 15 minutes. 894 00:42:23,999 --> 00:42:26,209 Dad-- 895 00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:28,003 Danny. 896 00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:28,457 Hello Marian. 897 00:42:28,545 --> 00:42:30,965 Hello, Russell. 898 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,548 I'm sorry you had to come all the way down here. 899 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:34,554 I'm not. 900 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:35,085 I can't wait for you to take me home, dad. 901 00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:37,807 Ok, Danny. 902 00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:38,808 What happened? 903 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:41,349 When he called me, he was terribly upset. 904 00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:43,353 Well, we had a misunderstanding 905 00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:46,105 and we couldn't work it out. 906 00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:48,068 What kind of misunderstanding? 907 00:42:48,148 --> 00:42:50,568 Danny got into my diary and he-- 908 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:53,821 he read some personal things. 909 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:55,574 Oh. 910 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:56,736 You know better than that, Danny. 911 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:57,324 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 912 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,328 I should be ashamed? 913 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,250 You should have seen some of the stuff she wrote. 914 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:02,498 I don't care what your mother wrote. 915 00:43:02,579 --> 00:43:04,079 A diary is extremely personal. 916 00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:05,504 You had no business reading it. 917 00:43:05,582 --> 00:43:08,342 But dad, it was all about her and some guy, snowed in, 918 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,669 in a cabin in the mountains. 919 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,593 They were drinking champagne and lying on the floor. 920 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:16,012 Wait a minute, in front of a fireplace, on a bearskin rug? 921 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:19,433 How did you know? 922 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:20,263 Danny, I was that guy. 923 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:30,521 You wrote about us? 924 00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:32,817 I never wrote about anybody else. 925 00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:39,448 What about all that stuff I read? 926 00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:42,583 Danny, I know how you feel. 927 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:44,411 When I was your age, I didn't think mother's 928 00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:46,576 did things like that either. 929 00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:50,455 Of course we do, how do you think we become mothers? 930 00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,554 Danny, when you get older, you'll 931 00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:56,089 realize that what you read was about a man 932 00:43:56,175 --> 00:44:01,555 and a woman in love, and that was your father and me. 933 00:44:01,638 --> 00:44:04,098 I'm sorry, mom. 934 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,983 Oh, that's all right, Danny. 935 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,190 That's all right, darling. 936 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,269 Can I change my mind and stay with you on the cruise? 937 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,765 Why, of course you can. 938 00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:16,739 You have room for one more. 939 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:20,280 There's a lot of things we have to talk about. 940 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:22,736 Danny and I would like that very much. 941 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:25,746 Wouldn't we, Danny? 942 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,119 [Music playing] 943 00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:44,772 What do you want? 944 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,728 I want to apologize. 945 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,189 I was going to tell you the truth before, 946 00:44:48,268 --> 00:44:49,848 but you just wouldn't give me a chance. 947 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,897 Come on, you expect me to believe that? 948 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:53,980 Well, I guess I don't expect you to believe anything 949 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:55,526 I say anymore. 950 00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:58,949 But there is one solid fact you should know. 951 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:02,699 And that's I really care about you. 952 00:45:05,744 --> 00:45:08,124 Well, I really cared about you too, once. 953 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:09,955 Marla, listen, you got to understand, 954 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,750 I knew there was something different about you 955 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,094 the moment I saw you. 956 00:45:13,168 --> 00:45:15,458 I just, I just had to find a way to get closer. 957 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:16,296 Well, couldn't you have picked some other way. 958 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,340 I tried calling you. 959 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:19,434 I tried sending you candy, but you wouldn't 960 00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:20,628 have anything to do with me. 961 00:45:20,717 --> 00:45:22,757 That's why when Jason sent the telegram, 962 00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:24,345 it seemed like my only chance. 963 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:25,600 What telegram? 964 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:27,981 The one that came for you yesterday that I intercepted. 965 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:28,848 He said that he met another-- 966 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:34,944 well, it's not really important what it said. 967 00:45:35,023 --> 00:45:38,653 The point is, I know I had no right to pretend 968 00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:40,275 that I was somebody else, especially somebody 969 00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:41,862 you were going to marry. 970 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:49,538 Can you ever forgive me? 971 00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:53,251 Consider yourself forgiven. 972 00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:57,053 Besides, that wedding date was just my way 973 00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:58,379 of getting even with you. 974 00:45:58,464 --> 00:45:59,134 You mean, you were just kidding 975 00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:02,304 about getting married Tuesday? 976 00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:04,514 Oh, good, because, if you don't mind, 977 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,505 I'd rather make it Monday. 978 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:07,927 [Music playing] 979 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:42,220 [Theme music, "the love boat"] 980 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:44,219 There you are. 981 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:46,301 We couldn't leave without thanking you. 982 00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:47,136 Yes, thank you, captain. 983 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,101 Oh, you're very welcome. 984 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,930 I'm glad everything worked out so well. 985 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:52,385 Oh, yes, everything is just fine. 986 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,806 I got both of my men back. 987 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:55,395 And we're back to stay, right Danny? 988 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,609 We sure are. 989 00:46:57,689 --> 00:47:01,239 I'll take a few years off for college, but I'll be back. 990 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,358 Good bye, and thank you. 991 00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:03,744 - Good bye. - Bye. 992 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:04,530 Bye. 993 00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,921 Well, Julie, things sure turned out differently 994 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:17,920 than I thought they would. 995 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:21,551 Jason Clark will never know what he missed. 996 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:23,590 Maybe I'll send him a thank you note. 997 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:26,344 So you too really are getting married. 998 00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:28,296 Yep, we sure are. 999 00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:31,927 There's just one thing I have to know before I marry you. 1000 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:32,845 What's that? 1001 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:33,643 Your name. 1002 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:37,984 - So long. - Bye-bye. 1003 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,363 Thanks for sailing with us. 1004 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,895 Lola and Orville. 1005 00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:46,946 Isaac and gopher have something they'd like to say to you. 1006 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:49,490 Yeah, we're really very sorry for the way that we acted. 1007 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:50,325 It's ok, I understand, really. 1008 00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,739 Yeah, we're very sorry. 1009 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:55,538 But Lola, you know, if things don't work-- 1010 00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:57,712 oh, forget it. 1011 00:47:57,791 --> 00:48:00,091 You're not her type. 1012 00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:05,468 The truth is, you're just a little too goofy looking. 1013 00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:06,759 Come on, sweetheart. 1014 00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:07,472 [Laughter] 1015 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:08,431 [Music playing] 1016 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:26,486 [Theme music, "the love boat"]